Possibly the scariest thing ever…
Tell me what you think!
Ok, so I’ve gotten some comments lately that people want to comment. So here you go. Just click on the comments link under each blog entry and type your heart out.Wow, for those of you that know my obsession with the infomercial for the Magic Bullet, here is my favorite character Berman’s Greatest Hits!
Out to dinner with Cow, Amy, Greg and Clabby. We had to specially ask for this boat because Cow has never been on a boat before. After about 2 hours of arguing…they let us sail away with our sushi.
I think this is in the middle of lip syncing Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road
An official goodbye to Anderbee’s first apartment together……
Slap the bitch went a little too far this time
— Maura’s text to me
Friend of the Week - Saviosache “Avin” Mohanraju
Nicknames: Avin the dancing machine, Alvin, Aveeny, Aveeno
Height: 5’11
Skin: Brown
Favorite Food: Burger Burger from Finders
Worst Decision in Life Thus Far: Letting us cut his hair the day before he had to go to court
Best Desicion in Life Thus Far: Letting us cut his hair the day before he had to go to court
Number of Glasses of Water/Chocolate Milk Chugged in Under a Minute: 7
Best Known For: Coming in 2nd place in the 2002 Whopper Showdown
Catch Phrase: “I will always bail my friends out of a jam….or jail”
Defeated by: The gallon milk challenge in 2001 in which Avin was savagley beaten by a gallon of what he claimed to be “warm” chocolate milk.
Goals: Own a bar….with a dance floor
Lowest Point in Life: Fracturing three of his fingers as we shot potatoes at him from a distance.
Favorite Show: DragonBall Z
Phil’s Future Kids Most Likely To Ask: “daddy, why is uncle avin a different color” (that is not racist, these are children talking, they are the racist ones)
Life is too short to dance with ugly chicks
— TR, my dad’s worker….his life advice to me
Apologies
I just wanted to apologize for not updating my blog. I have recently received several complaints that the blog has not had an update in a week. I promise this weekend I will work on it so come Tuesday when you all go back to work, you will be distracted for at least part of the day….stay tuned….
