My Name Is Phil I'm Unemployed & Live w My Parents

Dear Jesus, Please do not give me any daughters. Thank...

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:08:24 -0500

Dear Jesus,

Please do not give me any daughters. Thank you.

Your friend,

Phil

For those non-believers (Mike Dupuis)

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:27:17 -0500

Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh

Main article: Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh

A new Drake & Josh TV movie tentatively entitled “Drake and Josh: Best Christmas Ever” began production in July 2008, with its premiere to be December 5, 2008. Creator Dan Schneider is set to return as executive producer, with Marjorie Cohn and Lauren Levine co-executive producing. Michael Grossman is set to direct the feature. The film centers around Drake and Josh, who are working as Santa’s helpers in a mall, as they promise a little girl that her foster parents and siblings will have “the best Christmas ever”—and then try to fulfill that promise.^[7]

The TV movie will be back into a film format similar to Drake & Josh Go Hollywood. It will also feature MMA fighter Kimbo Slice

Yes, that is right. Kimbo Slice’s career is not over. Just watch ABC family channel and his commercials are all over. When I find an online version of it I will post it. Kimbo is back and bigger than ever!!!….having a role in a major motion film…..well…it’s a minor role….ok but he’s still in a major motion picture….actually it’s just a made for TV movie on ABC family….oh…

Happy Thanksgiving! Instead of a turkey enjoy this pimp walking...

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 20:21:58 -0500

Happy Thanksgiving! Instead of a turkey enjoy this pimp walking lizard…

Chevalph.tumblr.com’s first photo caption contest!!! What...

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:00:00 -0500

Chevalph.tumblr.com’s first photo caption contest!!! What is going on here? Let’s see some comments

Can anyone guess who this actor is? Just name the role he...

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:50:00 -0500

Can anyone guess who this actor is? Just name the role he played in a famous major motion picture that I’m sure you have all seen…

Here's the full article to the story below!

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:12:09 -0500

Here's the full article to the story below!

Cow breaks the mold...of being feminine?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:10:00 -0500

Looks like Cow and friends decided to spice up their dorm during the holidays at college a few years back. Here is an excerpt…

And decorating is not just a feminine affair; there is one apartment of males that breaks the mold.

“We made a [fake] fireplace to make our apartment feel more like home so we can sit by it when it gets cold and drink hot cocoa,” said Justin Stelmok, a resident of Willis Hall and sophomore business major.

Stelmok added that his roommates still needed to paint their fireplace and hang stockings from it.

“We might hang a wreath above it and get all our pictures taken with Santa to put on the mantel,” Stelmok said.

So when Cow has children and they get bored one night and google search his name…this is the story that will come up….when all of Cow’s children’s friends are telling each other about their dads and their crazy times at college…like the time Billy’s father snuck a keg into an exam…or when little mikey’s dad stole the school mascot…Cow’s kids will be saying “well my dad was crazy…him and his friends got so sugar high on extra splash gushers and bokus they decorated their entire dorm with Christmas stuff!!!! and stockings!!!!! and Santa!!!

Sorry Cow, no more Cow bashing….

Ok, this may be fake, but this is amazing, I love the nervous...

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:48:00 -0500

Ok, this may be fake, but this is amazing, I love the nervous laughing of the woman’s voice in the background….this would be incredible to view in person…..

The other night me, Matt and Cow made some drinks! These are...

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:40:00 -0500

The other night me, Matt and Cow made some drinks! These are all booze and extremely festive! We played drinking Scrabble, Clue, and black jack. I guess when you mix a bunch of booze together it turns to brown gross looking drinks…oh well….

Chicken Deluxe at Jim’s Deli This is one of the best...

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:39:00 -0500

Chicken Deluxe at Jim’s Deli

This is one of the best tasting fatty sandwiches you’ll ever eat. I brought Dupuis and Matt here the other night before going out…Cow was supposed to come out but I started telling him how big the sandwiches are here and he pooned out…he went to Kitty’s instead and got wimpy crapitizers….normally I wouldn’t care but he broke a promise to me that night….punk

Congrats to Matt Larrabee! He caught my big mistake as I posted...

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:51:12 -0500

Congrats to Matt Larrabee!

He caught my big mistake as I posted the same picture twice. It seemed a little familiar but I went against my better judgement to put it up anyways. However, I do detect a little jealousy for not being in the pic…but that’s just me. Anyways, in the words of auto parts king Ray Zalinsky:: “Well, you threw one by me. Savor the flavor kid, because it won’t happen again”

America vs Canada: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN Canada won obviously...

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:38:42 -0500

America vs Canada: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

Canada won obviously because they had leather jackets….sorry America

Found this picture late last night. This was mine and...

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:35:02 -0500

Found this picture late last night. This was mine and Sean’s drawer freshman year…the mystery of my gaining man weight is starting to become a little clearer now….

Lucy Puppy likes getting her head scratched….that is all

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:23:00 -0500

Lucy Puppy likes getting her head scratched….that is all

Ok, I know I only took one actual marketing class in college,...

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:12:00 -0500

Ok, I know I only took one actual marketing class in college, but if I was on the marketing team for this amazing piece of American film, it would have been huge. These jokers use the quote “The kids will love it!” Really? The kids will also love drugs and alcohol and knives and fire! Awful quote. I mean this movie has three things never seen in modern pictures…Hulk Hogan, Jim Varney (Ernest), and Ug Ly from Salute Your Shorts. They are all in this movie. Not to mention one of the three ninjas has an amazing lisp, similar to what my roommate (shall remain nameless) would have sounded if it were not for the outstanding and grueling work of one Mrs Holmes.

Anyways, the best thing about this is one of the two quotes on IMDB under Memorable Quotes is “Rocky Douglas: It’s no good! We need a three-prong outlet!” This had nothing to do with the movie…but amazing someone wrote it on IMDB.

I give this movie a A-

The minus is for not including Carlton from Fresh Prince of Belair. I think this would have made this film one of the greatest….that is all

Um….ridiculous…I wish I watched this show...

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:54:42 -0500

Um….ridiculous…I wish I watched this show more…MacGyver hates racists!

"You know it’s good toast when it rips the sh*t out of the roof of your mouth"

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:26:00 -0500

“You know it’s good toast when it rips the sh*t out of the roof of your mouth”

- Jay Isgro last weekend while eating toast at the Kenmore Diner at 2am

HAPPY FRIDAY! To answer your question…yes…I’m...

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:17:00 -0500

HAPPY FRIDAY!

To answer your question…yes…I’m still unemployed….(better with audio)

New Nickname

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:44:54 -0500

OK, I always told myself I wouldn’t discuss politics on this blog but I am going to break that rule this one time…ok…since Massachusetts just recently passed Question 2 decriminalizing an ounce or less of marijuana and with the fairly recent lowering of tax on movie production in the state….stay with me now…i suggest we change the nickname from Massachusetts: The Bay State to….. Massachusetts: The Chilled Out Entertainer State….. thoughts??

This is one of my favorite pics from Halloween...

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:04:00 -0500

This is one of my favorite pics from Halloween night…Jay’s costume was probably my favorite costume at the party…amazing…giant pink monkey